Ohio State football is taking action to keep Dave Portnoy out of Ohio Stadium when Big Noon Kickoff has him in town, according to a report.

In news that was both unexpected and somewhat confusing, Front Office Sports' Ryan Glasspiegel reported Monday that Ohio State is "barring Barstool Sports from campus and its founder Dave Portnoy from entering Ohio Stadium" for Saturday's Buckeyes vs. Longhorns matchup.

Well, they're never going to beat those soft allegations in the state to the south of Michigan. The four-game losing streak to the Wolverines has done some weird things to Ohio State. From state legislators proposing to make it a felony to plant a flag at Ohio Stadium to the overall downplaying of the rivalry after the last loss,