Rodney Dangerfield used to claim that, all his life, he never got any respect at all. Well, I guess you can call us the exception, because the countless one-liners that the stand-up icon conceived are ...

All hail the King of Brilliantly Random One-Liners. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here’s how it works. Many stand-up comedians who rise to household ...

h Hedberg. His sense of humor was plain, harmless, and warm, yet acerbic, ironic, and side-splitting. He could tell as many as 200 jokes in a 15-minute set, each one with a punchline that had the ...

Mike Armstrong was the type of cop most people wouldn’t mind seeing in their rearview mirror. He liked to stop drivers to warn them of speed traps ahead, just to see their reaction. “I really wasn’t ...