All perfect praise be to Allaah, the Lord of the worlds. I testify that there is none worthy of worship except Allaah, and that Muhammad, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, is His Slave and Messenger.

Wife: “Gee, you look sexy in that new underwear, honey!” Husband: “No, I don’t. I’ve gained five pounds. I look like a pig, and I’m too flabby!” Me: “It’s wonderful that you were able to achieve that, ...