Yellowbeard shouldn't have been funny. The writing was awful and the story was kind of a snoozer. But when you have a hall of fame cast - thanks to Graham Chapman cashing in every available favor - ...

“I MAY be blind but I’ve got acute hearing,” declares Blind Pew (John Cleese) to government agent Eric Idle, with the reply: “I’m not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes!” Monty Python meets ...