"My wife told me last month that while I was sleeping I said, 'Set the burrito trap.' She said she asked me what that was … I have no clue … but would like to know myself." "Once a friend told me that ...

Isn't sleep the best? If cuddling under the covers is one of your favorite things ever, these memes about sleep were basically written for you. But no matter how much you love sleeping, if you find ...

“My mum, after falling asleep on the couch: We’ll need to find a replacement … Me: For what? Mum: Your sister.” —Reddit user frankiedarlin “My wife told me last month that while I was sleeping I said, ...